Monday, January 30, 2017

Christian Radio Meme

I love Christian music, but it seems like they repeat the same artists and same songs over and over. To all the DJ's out there, let me help you help us. ADD SOME VARIETY. Hope you enjoy this funny Christian meme.


 

Funny Christian Memes: Joel Osteen

There is no question that God gives blessings to those who serve him. But those blessings do not mean someone will be rich and successful in everything they do. Just ask the disciples, most of whom were killed for their faith. Joel Osteen says some good things, but we cannot forget that following Christ involves making sacrifices as well as blessings.



Friday, January 27, 2017

Softball Conditioning Meme


Watching a good friendly game of church league softball is like seeing a unicorn; it just doesn't happen. When you put together a bunch of middle aged has-beens who want to prove that they still got it, it can get pretty ugly. I love church league sports but it is easy to take them too seriously. Well I got to go finish mixing my protein shake to prepare for my next game. Hope you enjoy this Christian Meme.

Sunday, January 22, 2017

Funny Christian Memes- Christian Singer

Have you ever noticed there are a lot of Christian songs that don't mention Jesus or God by name? I have decided that it is a secret plot to get music to cross-over to the secular radio stations. Anyone else agree?

Funny Christian Memes

Funny Christian Memes-Chicago Bears

Being a Bear fan, this hurts me as much as it hurts you.


Saturday, January 21, 2017

Funny Christian Meme-Superbowl Halftime Show

Until the Superbowl we will be posting Superbowl Memes!

 Is anyone else not looking forward to the Superbowl halftime show? Every year I keep thinking "Is this the best music we have to offer?

Luke Bryan Meme

I know there a lot of Christians who like country music. Well here is Luke Bryan.

Thursday, January 19, 2017

Funny Christian Memes-Falcons choke

I was one of the many broken-hearted spectators for the Superbowl yesterday. The Patriots really don't need any more trophy's. This meme is trying to make light of a sad situation. Hope you enjoy this meme, even though it really has no relevance to Christianity.

Skype Bible Study

Here's another funny Christian Meme. Have you ever been to a Bible study where there is one or two people that completely take over the conversation? How about a person who always gets the Bible study off track talking about some random theological intricacy? Well we have figured out the perfect solution. Simply ask the person to kindly participate in the Bible study via Skype. Usually they will love this opportunity to fellowship with other believers from the comfort of their own home. Another benefit is that you can save money on snacks.

Sunday, January 15, 2017

Funny Christian Meme-Jason Bourne

Are there any Jason Bourne fans out there? I personally love these movies! But here is a Christian meme version of the iconic Jason Bourne scene. But isn't it true that we often pray to be used by Christ, but seem to forget to sure the gospel with those we interact with in our day to day life.  Hope this meme helps encourage you to witness to friends.

Tuesday, January 10, 2017

Starbucks Clear Cup

Remember last year when there was supposedly a lot of Christians upset about Starbucks plain red coffee cup? If this is true, I would say that as Christians we should chose our battles more carefully. Although I wouldn't be surprised if the supposed uproar was just the media over-reacting to a few people to make a story.

Sunday, January 8, 2017

Yoda's Church Pew

I don't know what it is about human nature, but once we sit in one place at church we want to sit at the same place forever after. In fact we begin to believe it's our right to sit there. This can actually become a serious problem if taken too far. My church recently had a visiting family leave after being asked to move several times because they were in "someone else's seat."

Saturday, January 7, 2017

Deviled Eggs of Mordor

Apparently deviled eggs are very labor intensive to make. This accounts for their scarcity at every potluck. Usually there are about 12 deviled eggs per every 200 churchgoer. If there is a deviled egg still present when you make it to the front of the line you'd be a fool not to take one. Unless of course the sermon was on thinking of others more highly than yourself, then I don't really know what you do. It's a real ethical dilemma.

Friday, January 6, 2017

Starbucks Bribe

Sometimes we use the silliest reasons to decide which church to attend, or at least that's what the church leaders must think. I think it's hilarious when I visit a new church and they say "if it's your first time come to the welcome desk to claim your $5 certificate to Starbucks." What a joke. The last church I visited offered a $20 gas card.

Thursday, January 5, 2017

Homeschooled Herbert

Did anyone else grow up home schooled? I certainly did. Homeschooling has many benefits like low student teacher ratio, more time to pursue other education opportunities, and avoiding public school brainwashing, but style and fashion are not one of them. Although who knows, the short shorts collared shirt look may be on its way in.

Re-Writing Hymns

The thing to do these days is to pirate a perfectly good hymn and completely change it around and release it on Christian radio. Then, of course, the hip worship leader decides we need to sing it in church. Just when you get excited that they are singing a song that you know, you realize they took the hymnal, ran it through blender, and decided to try singing it that way. Actually some of the new renditions are really powerful, but it's fun to make fun of anyway. Hope you enjoy this Christian Meme.