Saturday, January 7, 2017

Deviled Eggs of Mordor

Apparently deviled eggs are very labor intensive to make. This accounts for their scarcity at every potluck. Usually there are about 12 deviled eggs per every 200 churchgoer. If there is a deviled egg still present when you make it to the front of the line you'd be a fool not to take one. Unless of course the sermon was on thinking of others more highly than yourself, then I don't really know what you do. It's a real ethical dilemma.

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